Tuesday, December 20, 2005

27 years of rehearsing

Well it's taken 27 years of rehearsing but I finally had my first TV audition today. So with any luck I might get my 15 minutes of fame(or even 16!). Unfortunately due to the nature of the business I can't reveal any more than that. Wish me luck, or as they say in the biz 'break a leg'.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

The boys

The quote of the week this week comes from Lachlan(my nephew). Nanny had given him a cherry and he asked to have the pip removed "because Mum doesn't let us eat anything that might kill us!!". So here's an updated photo from the boys' Kinder Christmas doo, Lachlan's on the left Nathan's on the right.

Caption

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Cheesy pop

I had a thought that I could start posting songs that probably won't make it onto my next album so all my fans can experience all my aural pleasures. It will also give my die hard fans something to stumble across in 15 years time when all my secret affairs, illegal activity and closet ghosts have been uncovered.

So here's some cheesy pop just for you:
Hey, Little Girl download

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Missing.... the letter 'r'

Have you ever wondered what happens to the characters you type and then delete? Where do they go? Are the lost forever? Are they recycled? Should we be more responsible with the [delete] and [backspace] buttons? Are there a finite number of characters in the universe?

What made me think about this was that I just deleted an 'r' but now I want it back. When I push the 'r' button it creates a new one but this new one doesn't quite have the same elegance onscreen as the first one had. Perhaps I should put out a Missing ad and see if I can get it back?

Saturday, November 26, 2005

A weekend in Fontainebleau

Well I finally got across to visit Paul and Jean in lovely Fontainebleau(south of Paris) last weekend. The visit coincided with a Rugby match between INSEAD(Paul's business school) and London Business School and an Aussie party. Each month a different nationality host a week of festivities related to their country. So for the Aussie week Paul imported two live Australians, myself and Danny, We also got to watch Jean play touch rugby against the London Business School girls. So here are the photos, enjoy:

The women's touch rugby The women's touch rugby Paul, Danny and myself Jean just about to get pummelled

On Sunday we went for a little frolic in the forest
A black white tree Paul on a rock Jean and Danny Jean, Danny and Paul
Leaves Paul Jean The group
Posing The chateau in fontainebleau

Catching up - Salisbury

When Mum was over we had a weekend in Salisbury, here are some of the pics.

Salisbury Cathedral The cathedral Salisbury cathedral Salisbury cathedral
Salisbury cathedral Some saint dude A little church near where we stayed A berry
Sunset over the fields A little gate Cows in the evening sun Autumn colours
The house where we stayed Same house at dusk Just some nice shots Same lake again

Friday, November 25, 2005

A different kind of bang

This is turning into a bit of a blog about TV ads it seems. So here's another gem I discovered today. Quite appropriate in light of recent news headlines - Click here or on the thumbnail



Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Bang, bang..... bang

Another great ad, this time from Microsoft for the new Xbox 360. It's as yet unaired probably due to some censorship laws incase kids start imitating it. However it is very funny. So funny it had me laughing out loud - check it out - Click here or below


Sunday, November 13, 2005

UK Debut

Well I had my UK performance debut the weekend before last. Played sax with 'Funky Business' for a 60th birthday(actually 2 guys who turned 30) and I was definately rusty. Although that's probably to be expected having not picked up my horns for over 12 months. It was certainly fun though and now kindof associated to that I've got another gig with some of the same guys in January at a plush Hotel in London. Nice. I should hopefully have some photos of this gig/party soon so I'll make sure I get them up.

Friday, October 21, 2005

Triple distilled

"Oh my goodness" - my first words after I saw the new Smirnoff 'Triple Distilled' ad. Gorgeous. The music. The editing(obviously). The cinematography. Big up to JWT London.

click here to check it out

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Les feuilles mortes

The country seems to come alive with colour at this time of year. The grass seems greener. The trees such brilliant colours you'd think they'd been individually painted with fresh tins of Dulux paint. The air has a crispness that you can feel as you breathe in, laying a subtle hint that winter's on it's way. The combination made it almost one of those ideal days.

It was only after recovering from my award winning night at Amy's - a late night which almost resulted in me oversleeping and missing delivering a friend to the train station - that I discovered what a nice day it would be.

The afternoon was spent re-arranging music for a couple of more TV ads. From my seat in the 'studio' the window frames a gorgeous vista alight with colour. Nice inspiration, if only I wasn't arranging Christmas carols. After a productive stint in the aural realm I decided I needed to get out and feel the day.

So I walked. Past trees. Through green green grass. Past bleating lambs, and their protective mothers. Under bridges. Seeing, smelling, thinking, and just feeling good.

In this case a picture wouldn't have painted the right 1000 words so I decided to blog it.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Blogging this phlog

Well I think I'm up to date now with all my photos - until I find that there's a film still in my camera needing exposure. Quite likely.

I keep toying with the idea of blogging this 'phlog' rather than phlogging what began as a blog. It seems to be the done thing these days to have your thoughts read by anyone and everyone. Which isn't all that bad I guess, you certainly discover there are some interesting people out there. You also discover sides to some people you know but would never discover otherwise. So I'm not sure if the world is ready to hear my thoughts, heck half the time I don't even want to hear my thoughts. Like now, for example, my brain is on at least 8 coherent tangents(endless incoherent ones) which is why this has taken me about 20 minutes to get to here.

The new job change so far has been expensive and draining. I made the decision to ditch suits after 4 years and felt the expense of having to stock up my wardrobe with stylish fitted shirts and complimentary(perhaps that should be complementary) jeans and trousers. And the 3 and a half+ hours of travelling each day is starting to take its toll. Combined with the fact that everything I'm doing at work is new, people are new, places are new it's a bit draining. Yet it can all change for 83 seconds when making the treck home in a city of 9million people where I know perhaps 10 I see a pleasantly familiar face. Nice :)

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Eye see me

So, for my birthday I went for a 'flight' on the London Eye with Mum. Thankfully the sky cleared up while we went on it. Here are the pics:

The pod Through the structure The view Mum
Me The view A pod Mmmm, cute. Yes, she was smiling at me!
The Thames Inside the pod The sunset

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Och eets Scotland

Finally, for all those who have been waiting(Dad), here are the photos from the trip to Scotland. We left early morning of the 29th August and spent the day driving from Milton Keynes up to Glasgow. On the way we stopped off in Chester, near Wales, to visit a friend of Mum's. We arrive at about 7pm to the hotel and then just relaxed a bit.
The Hotel's on the right

The next day I dropped Mum off at the airport as she was off to Norway while I travelled around Scotland. After dropping her off I picked up Caleb and Merren who'd just arrived from France. We drove across to Edinburgh that day and relaxed a bit then found our beds to get some rest before the trip.
Edinburgh

So this is where the trip starts... It was basically a backpacker tour and thankfully we only had 8 people on our tour which meant on a 16 seater bus we all had a spare seat. I won't put commentaries with the whole thing but there are descriptions if you mouse-over the pics.

William Wallace A knot in the wall The whole monument A Loch

Caleb on a Loch Boggy Marsh Eillan Donnan(?) Castle And again with some scenery

Rock and Seaweed Honeycomb rock Standing stones Our tourguide - Cath

Me Blue rope Fishing stuff A Broch - like a fort - from a few hundred years ago

Inside it More of it A Hairy Coo - cool looking animals Another one

and another one The Fairy Castle The tour group Chris on one of the mounds

Fairy Glen The Castle again Berries An ocean view

The edge Apparently Cliff didn't like people - so they built a fence to protect the locals A waterfall A little village

Our little fishing boat Our fishing catch A little red boat The place we stayed A nice view

And again across a Loch tree tops Cloud covered mountains underwater rocks

They actually have some nice beaches in Scotland And nice water My shadow Me

One of my sand drawings - it's a scottish guy in a kilt dancing A Seal Nice sunsets A rundown castle

Me on the castle Chris on the beach a rusty contraption My second drawing. Ran out of time on this one

Norse gravestone up close Good thing my name wasn't Cliff - otherwise I'd be hurled off the edge The northernmost point in Scotland

without people And with one person A nice lake

Standing stones from about 1000yrs ago Another ring of stones One of the earliest preserved villages - Scara Brae - This place was incredible One of the underground walkways. The whole village was underground

More of the village On the Orkney islands A nice wall Playing on the beach

Sunken warships a nice beach A pier with reflection Boats

A lighthouse Salmon swimming upstream A bit of nudity a replica of some famous statue

The castle we stayed in The castle with a ghost that looks like me More castle Inside the entrance - what's that in the right of the shot?

Same entrance - without ghosts The castle during the day The front door

One of the 100odd rooms Loch Ness Loch Ness Me with the Loch Ness monster

It's hard to read but this is where they bury Camerons(incase you were wondering Cam) See caption A whisky distillery Whisky Barrels

Old Whisky - Thes barrels would cost $20k+ if sold waterfalls waterfalls The group

A waterfall Me The bridges in Edinburgh Me and a bridge

Post box Back in Edinburgh

For those that know about our Royal connections and family titles and stuff these pics were from Prestongrange(one of the old Suttie estates) which is now the Royal Musselburgh Golf Club. I played golf here and then met Mum and we got the royal treatment.

One of the function rooms One of the function rooms One of the function rooms One of the function rooms The entrance

Me after golf The front door with our coat of arms above the door The back The back again Mum out the front
This was the main house at Balgone the Suttie family estate.
Balgone house

Dead Suttie tombstones More of the same Sir George same The Church - the Suttie crypt is almost right in the middle of the shot